Animals Should Definitely Not Wear Clothing by Judi Barrett

I never questioned these directives, until I was told shortly thereafter that it wouldn’t matter if I adhered to God’s rules anyway because Jesus was going to leave all un-baptized children to suffer on earth. As a child, I was introduced to the ten commandments, and told to obey the rules. I suppose the reason I was initially so resistant to this book stems from my early experiences with the church. He has hypnotizing teeth and tells you to tap into your inner strength. Fuck any book that tries to tell me what to do, unless it is a book by Tony Robbins. My first impulse upon reading this book was to throw it into the failing septic tank in the back yard.

he used to live by this book like it was the bible when we were kids. At least he's wearing something these days. Some animals, like my dad, only wear rubber boots and boxer shorts to get the mail in December. Oh my god, are you laughing? you are a monster. Here,try this - sing that song to yourself and look at these animals and pretend they are from some shelter where they have to wear these clothes all the time and at the end of it all, the keepers will put them down unless someone steps in to gently but firmly remove the clothing. I am going to make my own television commercial, where i put those poor sarah mclachlan shelter and circus-animals in clothing and play some manipulative tune over it, and then you will all see!

it is not as good as:īut it is what i am putting out there.just say no. Initially, it goes into the ways that animals in clothing is impractical because of the nature of animals' bodies and the limitations of human clothing to stay on or enhance those animals, but then it ends with the most convincing point: animals in clothing is just plain embarrassing! to them and to us.poor animals, why do people try to steal your dignity by putting you in clothing that is unnecessary? why would a dog need little booties? this is the equivalent of taking your average child and slapping it in a bubble - it is just going to weaken and soften your child like counter butter, and all the other kids/dogs are going to make fun of them. Greg brought this up to me last week, and i don't know how i have missed it all these years!! this book has a message i can stand behind.

Animals Should Definitely Not Wear Clothing by Judi Barrett